Monday, November 30, 2009

Pretty awesome video

You can watch it here

There's some really awesome stuff in this video. Having said that (sorry, Larry), I don't think the implications are that insane from an expectations standpoint. To be honest, I've expected something along these lines for a couple years now. In relation to what we're used to, there's very little technological advancement that would shock me anymore. If in 1990 someone had told our parents all the crazy shit that would be happening in 2009, they'd have never believed it. In this age of instantaneous connectivity, the technological breakthrough curve gets pretty damn steep at the top, and it's a little sad. I'd go so far as to say we've outdone ourselves. I'm still giddy with anticipation at all the cool stuff that's going down in the years to come. Anyone who really knows me knows that I'm a nerd at heart.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Commerce Casino's New Ad Campaign

Holy shit, this new campaign is hysterical. It features a bunch of really attractive women talking about how Commerce has all the glamour of Vegas, how fantastic the food is, how fabulous the cocktails are (they show some crazy blue martinis. i've never seen anyone eating/drinking anything besides flied lice/coffee there). It also shows one of these attractive girls in a black cocktail dress flirting with a good looking white gentleman at the blackjack table. Is she working? When was the last time anyone at those tables even spoke English? Some marketing genius saw that the ratio of men to women at Commerce was about 600:1 and decided they should do a female-focused campaign. Absurdity.

Here it is on YouTube; couldn't find the English version. Imagine that.
Commercial

Saturday, November 28, 2009

It gets ugly as coyote

PokerStars Game #35940672950: Hold'em No Limit ($200/$400 USD) - 2009/11/27 19:42:45 ET


Table 'Tabit III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: boobySMILES ($23702 in chips)

Seat 4: FiSHeYe1984 ($31307 in chips)

boobySMILES: posts small blind $200

FiSHeYe1984: posts big blind $400

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to boobySMILES [Ks Ad]

boobySMILES: raises $400 to $800

FiSHeYe1984: raises $2000 to $2800

boobySMILES: calls $2000

*** FLOP *** [2s 4h Ts]

FiSHeYe1984: checks

boobySMILES: bets $2925

FiSHeYe1984: raises $6275 to $9200

boobySMILES: raises $11702 to $20902 and is all-in

FiSHeYe1984: calls $11702

*** TURN *** [2s 4h Ts] [Qd]

*** RIVER *** [2s 4h Ts Qd] [2d]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

FiSHeYe1984: shows [Qh Ah] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)

boobySMILES: shows [Ks Ad] (a pair of Deuces)

FiSHeYe1984 said, "sry"

FiSHeYe1984 collected $47402 from pot

FiSHeYe1984 said, "well played"

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $47404
Rake $2

Board [2s 4h Ts Qd 2d]

Seat 1: boobySMILES (button) (small blind) showed [Ks Ad] and lost with a pair of Deuces

Seat 4: FiSHeYe1984 (big blind) showed [Qh Ah] and won ($47402) with two pair, Queens and Deuces


Lies.

Ok you're a goon, but what's a goon to a goblin?

The money is the motive

Disclaimer: poker rant blah

So i lost 170k today at 200/400

Shouldn't have been playing 200/400..sorta. Told myself I'd only play 25/50 for a while and make mirrions but whatever a shot is a shot and there was some fishy's in the game so WHAT EVER!

Lost AK to AQ aipf twice and KK to TJ preflop 50k+ pots.  End rant.  End life.

Banning myself for few days until I get my new macbook pro since the whole 25k huplo disaster disconnect blind out fiasco. woteva got the jakeys on.

After my short break or so gonna get back to the 25/50 plo streets so watch out bitches boobys gonna take your moneys.  All of them actually.

In other news, thanksgiving was fantastic obviously all the highschool friends have been in town for a while been doing that chill thing you know how it be.  Anyhoo time for some sleep aids, LATER RUNKLE.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Musings

I'm hoping that someday I can be a witness in a high profile courtroom trial and wear this tee-shirt

If I were a C-list celebrity in LA, one of the best ways to get noticed would probably to become a huge Clippers fan.

I've been wondering if there's an Adult Guiness Book of World Records somewhere. I'll leave the categories up to your imagination.

Harry IS the American Dream.
(Side note - If you're born rich, you can't really achieve the American Dream, which is kind of counter-intuitive to the idea of the American Dream)

 John Wall is CRAZY good at basketball. I read a story on some sports site (a bit apocryphal) about an NBA scout who was doing a pros & cons chart on John Wall, and then opted to not even do one cause Wall doesn't need to work on anything besides his shooting. You can find his HIGH SCHOOL mixtape Here. He's ridiculous.

Vince Young looked great last night. Really, really good. Thank god for Prozac.

I hope I never have to experience a potato famine.

I'm going to NYC tomorrow. It's a magnificent city, of course, but aside from all its splendor, it's really effing cold this time of year, and the idea that I'm getting on a plane from California to a place that's 40 degrees and raining seems kind of silly. In fact, opting to live anywhere that has winter seems kind of silly. It's all silly. Can't beat spending quality time with the fam, though. Hope you all enjoy!

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Seasons Greetings!

Hi Everyone,

Hope you're all psyched for some tryptophan and football!

...And the start of our new blog. We're gonna be posting random musings, rants, anecdotes, the occasional nugget of poker wisdom, and some exciting poker pots that we (Harry) have won or lost. Hopefully by the morning of Turkey Day, he'll have posted a hand with a pot large enough to feed a small New Jersey town!

Please post your thoughts, suggestions, concerns in the comments sections. We'll try to disclaimer sections that are heavy on poker or The Wire for those who are disinterested.

Enjoy,
Harry & RJ